very cool stuff

Somehow, me and Gilbert Arenas agree on everything. I've read his entire NBA.com blog and have never disagreed with anything. Yet again, in his blog entry today, he has proven to be on my side of a very controversial issue. This douchebag Mark Ecko bought Barry Bonds' 756 ball and is gonna put an asterisk on it. Its defaming history, as far as I'm concerned, and Gil totally agrees.

read for yourself here

i fuckin love this guy, and I'm glad that I was a Wizards fan before he was even the best player in the NBA. I feel smart.

human pole position. this is COOL

I just found out an interesting quote that's been misquoted alot. It's "Money is the root of all evil".

The actual quote, or what I'm taking from it is "The Love of money is the root of all evil."

so there, money's fine on its own.

my favorite family feud clip. EVER.

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=27110_Outrage_of_the_Day

They're considering letting Iranian terrorist supporter Mahmoud Ahmedinejad visit ground zero. This cannot be allowed to happen.

Contact the mayor of NYC to let him know how you feel.

PHONE 311 (or 212-NEW-YORK outside NYC)
http://www.nyc.gov/html/mail/html/mayor.html

do you want to know why the terrorists want to kill our soldiers. For one, they think the soldiers have "cold pills" that allow them not to feel the horrible heat of Iraq. Also, they think the body armor that the soldiers wear also contains an air conditioner. Unbelievable the types of lies that are spread.

Read this article. It almost brought me to tears. The city of Ramadi has gone from being one of the most dangerous in the world to a place where soldiers can walk around without helmets on.

troll hammer

I am not trying to take credit for this at all. It originated as an anti-leftist troll comment by the user Nekama at the conservative internet haven known as Little Green Footballs (littlegreenfootballs.com).

This is known as the pro-Palestinian troll hammer. It is the end-all be-all of debate between the Israeli-Palestinian conflict (read: Arab hatred of Jews for no reason)

"1. Are you aware that the Disputed Territories never belonged to the “Palestinians” and only came into Israeli possession as a result of the 1967 six day war in which Egypt, Jordan, Syria, and Lebanon all massed forces at Israel’s border in order to “push the Jews into the sea”. The Arabs lost and Israel took control of the land. Do you agree that if the Koranimals don’t want to lose territory to Israel, then they shouldn’t start wars? Do you agree that there is justice that Israel, who as far back as 1948 has always sought peace with her far larger neighbors, should live in prosperity - making the desert bloom - while the residents of 19 adjacent Arab countries who are blessed with far more land as well as oil wealth live in their own feces?

2. Did you know that the “Palestinians” could have had their own country as far back as 1948 had they accepted the UN sponsored partition plan which gave Israel AND the Palestinians a countries of their own on land which Jews had lived on for thousands of years before Mohammed ever had a wet dream about virgins? The Arabs rejected the UN offer and went to war with the infant Israeli nation. The Arabs lost and have been whining about it ever since. Do you agree this is like a murderer who kills his parents and asks for special treatment since he is now an orphan?

3. Can you tell us ANY Arab country which offers Jews the right to be citizens, vote, own property, businesses, be a part of the government or have ANY of the rights which Israeli Arabs enjoy? Any Arab country which gives those rights to Christians? How about to other Arabs? Wouldn’t you just LOVE to be a citizen of Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Iran, or Syria?

4. Since as many Jews (approximately 850,000) were kicked out of Arab countries as were Arabs who left present day Israel (despite being literally begged to stay), why should Arabs be permitted to return to Israel if Jews aren’t allowed to set foot in Arab countries? Can you explain why Arabs can worship freely in Israel but Jews would certainly be hung from street lamps after having their intestines devoured by an Arab mob if they so much as entered an Arab country?

5. Israel resettled and absorbed all of the Jews from Arab countries who wished to become Israelis. Why haven’t any Arab countries offered to resettle Arabs who were displaced from Israel, leaving them to rot for 60 years in squalid refugee camps? And why are those refugee camps still there? Could it be that the billions of dollars that the UNWRA has sent there goes to terrorist groups like Hamas, Islamic Jihad, El Aqsa Martyrs Brigade, or Hezbollah? How did Yassir Arafat achieve his $300 million in wealth? Why aren’t these funds distributed for humanitarian use?

6. Did you know that the Arabs in the disputed territories (conquered by Israel in the 1967 war which was started by Arabs) and who are not Israelis already have two countries right now? And that they are called Egypt and Jordan?

7. If your complaint is about the security fence which Israel is finally building in the Disputed Territories, are you aware that it is built solely to keep the “brave” Arab terrorists out so that they can no longer self detonate on busses, in dining halls or pizzerias and kill Jewish grandmothers and schoolchildren? Why are the Arabs so brave when they target unarmed civilians but even when they outnumber their opponents they get their sandy asses kicked all the way to Mecca when they are faced with Jewish soldiers? Why do Arab soldiers make the French look like super heroes?

8. Please explain why you are so concerned about Arabs, who possess 99% of the land in this region and are in control of the world’s greatest natural resource, which literally flows out of the ground? Can’t their brother muslims offer some of the surplus land and nature’s riches to the “Palestinians”? Or is it true that Arabs are willing to die right down to the last “Palestinian”?

9. Why do you not exhibit the same level of concern for say, people in Saudi Arabia who are beheaded, subject to amputation, stoning, honor killing etc.? What about women who are denied any semblance of basic civil rights, including the right not to be treated as property for the entertainment and abuse of her father, brothers, or husbands? What about the Muslims in Sudan and Egypt who are still enslaved, or the women there whose genitalia are barbarically cut off? How about the oppression of Shiites by Sunnis, the gassing of the Kurds by Iraq, or the massacre of “Palestinians” by Jordan (Black September)? Why doesn’t this concern you?

10. Did you ever stop to wonder how much better off everyone in the region would be if Arabs stopped trying to kill Jews and destroy Israel? What would happen if the Israelis gave up their weapons and disarmed? Would they live to see the next day? But what would happen if the Arabs completely disarmed? You know the answer: They would all be AT PEACE! And if there is no war to rile them up, the Arabs would be forced to look at their own repressive, pre-medieval societies. Why would they want to do that when there are Jews to kill?

11. Have you heard “People who define themselves primarily by what they hate, rather than who they love, are doomed to failure and misery”? Can you see the parallels to the Arabs, who are blessed with land and oil, but still gladly train their children to kill themselves in order to kill Jews? Have you heard Golda Meir’s words to the effect of “There will be peace when the Arabs love their children more than they hate ours”? Why do the Arabs hate so much?"



please, have some sense, support Israel.

fun fact

here's a fun fact: AIDS has killed 25 million people in its first 25 years. The 1918 flu epidemic killed 25 million people in its first 25 MONTHS.


note: this fact is in no way fun, but remember it nonetheless when you complain the world is getting worse. Its not.

PACKERS WIN!! that is all.

check out these kickass squirrels

oh dag! you know what they forgot to ask at comic-con?
why was Sayid digging?

j-eeeehheehhhh-f-k-eh

Ok so I think I know what this blog is turning into. its where I put all my favorite videos. If you can't play them, suck it, and make your computer as awesome as mine. (that should feel insulting, my computer is shit)

You'll notice that most of the videos are posted in the middle of the night, because, as scientists have proven numerous times, things are funnier at night. Also, sometimes they might be NSFW.

i know its early to tell, but this might be one of the best pranks ever. These 2 guys are in a prank war and one of them uses the yankee stadium jumbotron to stage a proposal from the other guy to his girlfriend. its too genius.

I HATE anyone who believes in any type of 9/11 conspiracy. Its as simple as that. Its fine to say conspiracy when only JFK is dead or when nobody died when we went to the moon, but to spit on the memories of all of the people who died by claiming it was orchestrated by our government or anyone other than terrorists is just the same as treason as far as I am concerned. I lived about an hour from ground zero, and I used to drive by the towers every weekend. Its just sick and horrible for someone to be so out of touch with reality it makes me wish we actually did have some sort of totalitarian government, like the 9/11 "truthers" (as if there could be a more ironic name) so often claim we do, so that they would just go out with their death squads and silence all of these terrible people who seem to enjoy disrupting the memory of innocent Americans.

the new ipod touch makes me feel really pathetic. I can't explain why. All I know is that it terrifies me to no end to think about the type of technology that will exist 50 years from now. mood:awestruck

DO YOU KNOW WHERE MARSHMALLOWS COME FROM?





MARSHMALLOW FIELDS, OF COURSE!